somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Randomize
