Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
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