do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I licked your asshole in confidence.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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