I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
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