he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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