so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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