i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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