it wasn't lemon gatorade
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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