hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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