How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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