how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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