Welp...herpes.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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