the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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