she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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