Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Holy shit dude........stairs
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