party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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