my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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