you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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