So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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