so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I would fuck him just for his dog
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