Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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