The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Randomize
