do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
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