ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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