there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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