He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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