you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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