If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Never joke about your clitoris.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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