Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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