i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
i think im in europe. pls send help
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Randomize
