You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
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I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Randomize
