I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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