this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I wish I only lived at night.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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