i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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