Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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