Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
Randomize
