we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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