you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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