It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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