Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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