yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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