Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
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