Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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