So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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