I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
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