In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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