So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Randomize