i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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