Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
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