She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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