Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
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