If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
P.S. I can't hear my feet
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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